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@woodsmoke 100% agree with your analysis! And to add to that: she actually has that blue diamond all along, and what does she do with it? She drops it in the fucking ocean! That thing is probably worth 10s of millions of dollars (or else there wouldn't be a whole expedition trying to find it). And she never told her children or grandchildren, and never planned on passing it on to them when she died. That diamond could literally set her family up for generations and she decides to toss it in the ocean and not tell anyone because, well, fuck her family and the practical thing to do, her feelings about the diamond should take precedence.

And to add insult to injury, that diamond wasn't given to her by Jack. She stole it from Cal. The only way it's associated with Jack is that he draw that naked picture of her while she was wearing it. That's it. But that one, 30-minute association with Jack is enough for her to fuck her entire family's financial footing for generations. That's her actual last, dying gift to her family. Fuck her.

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@Typo-MAGAshiv Yeah, I always thought these were funny. Never got the butthurt comments by people who didn't get that this is actually making fun of picky guys, not the women. Umm, they usually had a picture of a neckbeard as the guy going through all these superficial flaws and saying WouldNotBang. A guy who would clearly kill his mother to bang a woman like this...

But I guess being offended gets you an article in Cosmo while chuckling at the meme and moving on gets you nowhere, so rage on, I guess...

P.S. I wouldn't kill my mother, but I would happily kill George Clooney to bang Stacy Keibler back in the day!

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@Typo-MAGAshiv

  • 50 year old not wearing a bra and no sagging? Must be a voodoo witch.

  • Stringy shit on her hat covering her eyes. Will probably be falling on you even before she's drunk.

  • Straw hat says summer, white icicle thingies says Christmas. Must think she's Australian.

  • Woman, it's winter in Canada! Cover those shoulders or you'll get frostbite!

  • Nipples already visible. No point in entering her in a wet t-shirt contest.

  • Does not appear to be wearing deodorant. Likely smelly armpits.

  • Pale skin, blonde hair, white dress on white background. Lack of color speaks to ultimate emptiness of life, the futility of action, and the Zen misery of worldly attachment to anything besides the vast expanse of nothingness. Or she chose a shitty photographer. Either way:

2/10 WouldNotBang

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