I stopped reading this victim puke after seeing it's length. And now I'm compelled to do the same shit so read it phaggy. You've honestly made some completely shit decisions that have fucked up your life badly. I don't need to read a novel about why you feel sorry for yourself. You can and should summarize.

I'm going to be the asshole here because frankly, you deserve it.

Let's start this off shall we? You're only 25. Your life is far from over. You've fucked up. You've made a complete mess and now it's your job to fix it. No one on here is going to sympathize with you. Welcome to being a responsible man.

It frustrates me to read all this victim puke. Some people get dealt a shit hand, you've decided to torch your life and then play the entitled victim card.

I got dealt a bad deal with incurable epilepsy. I got abused by a now ex wife for over a decade. I didn't choose any of it. I did choose to improve my life and situation. I have a beautiful daughter, a robust social life and I'm successful and surrounded by gorgeous women. It's all about effort.

Your first step is to admit to yourself that you made the bed you sleep in. Your life is going to be vastly harder than most men. Your face tattoos tell the world that you are terrible at making decisions. And these were your decisions, not just unfortunate circumstances. Learn to admit your mistakes and reflect on what important lessons you learn from them.

Second is drop the entitlement. You are in no position to deserve a family or be surrounded by beautiful women. I hear no remorse for your decisions. You haven't done any work to deserve anything.

Tackle one problem at a time. You need wins. Telling yourself that you're a loser is a bullshit cope. If you want to continue to be a loser, be my guest. The world will pass you by and you'll stay stuck. That's another shitty choice. Most jobs suck. Stick with a bullshit low paying job until you get yourself out of this hole. Find gratitude that some people, like your dad will help you. He doesn't owe you shit and frankly has every right to not want you living with him. Go lift to accomplish physical and mental goals.

One small accomplishment at a time. You can work a trade with a second chance employer. Google that shit. You have a long tough road ahead of you, but you can do this if you want it. Let's be realistic though, it's going to take effort, attonement, and a better attitude.

Now get off your entitled princess pedestal and get to fucking work.

First of all, add some paragraphs. This is unreadable.

I'm going to look at the first bit only:

hello, im 25 male and live in houston texas. what do i do? ive had over 10 different jobs in the past 2 years and i cannot keep a job for more than 2 months max.

What goes wrong with your jobs? You say "I cannot keep a job", but what actually goes wrong?

I tattooed my face,

This will limit your options in life. You are aligning yourself with criminals and gangs. Why did you do this?

and i have drunk driving charge

Why did you do this?

and assault charge

Why did you do this?

i am going to trial for on january 30th. so i keep getting denied every job i apply to because of my background check.

Yeah, this is tough. When your life goes wrong, you need to work doubly hard to get it back on track.

what do i do?

You do literally any honest job you can find. And you STICK AT IT. It's a long road, and you've set yourself back a chunk before you start, but it can be done. Many people have done it.

and also can anyone help me write a resume?

chatgpt. You don't need us.

i am also in university i start my classes this week. my school does not know about my criminal charges.

great stuff.

i cannot keep any of the jobs i had, how do i keep a job for more than 2 months?

What goes wrong?

i hate every job i ever had.

not relevant. hating your job is ok. Your job is there to get you money. Thinking you should enjoy your job is fucking up your life. Stick at your job, and get paid. That is the bedrock of civilisation.

i cannot make any money

yes you can

and i live with my dad at 25 which makes me feel like the biggest loser,

not relevent.

because i would like to have my own house

That needs a lot of money. It can be done, but you need a job first.

and move multiple girlfriends into my house to live with me and have kids with all my different girlfriends.

Understand that this is a very very expensive, risky and difficult proposition. Just because you want this doesn't mean it is easy or possible to attain. Doing this requires income, charm, attractiveness, skills and experience

... skipping the wall of text in the middle. noone is paying me to read all this....

ain. i think part of me just wanted to get high

do not do this

and i dont think i actually have adhd anymore.

yes you do

but i do feel like theres something else wrong with my brain. cuz i just cant make any money no matter what i try.

try answering my "what goes wrong" question

can anyone recommend me some career paths to look into?

what are you good at, what do you enjoy?

and what kind of jobs i can work part time through university with a serious criminal background?

part time jobs like this are unskilled work. shelf stacking. bouncer. cook/pot washer / bar work. retail. gig economy stuff (deliveroo).

and they are 2 misdemeanors charges and my first arrest ever but i still cannot get a job. help. if you live in houston texas and could meet up to help, give me some advice, or give me a job to do, let me know,

The things that have put you in this position mostly come from you, but you have a tougher job than most from here.

But that's ok. You need to learn not to do the shit things that have fucked you up.

What has gone wrong with previous jobs? Start by answering that.

Yeah, I love my wife. I show it by providing her food and shelter, and by protecting her from clown world and its influence.

The thing is, she is far more grateful than this duck-lipped, makeup-laden monstrosity. A woman who is truly thankful and content for what she receives is a happy woman.

And when I do decide to do something "above and beyond", like taking her out to dinner maybe once a year, it's a very memorable occasion she will refer to with joy ten years later because it was out of the ordinary and special.

A critical, discontent woman cannot be pleased. A thankful, content woman is easy to please. Men naturally want to help the latter, and to make her happy in turn.

Feminists can't stand it when any woman does anything for a man to make his life easier, more fun, or just better.