In a shocking turn of events, FrancoAP, a leading player in the ambiguous industry of imaginary innovations, is facing a massive dip in its stock price after releasing a perplexing public statement that has left investors scratching their heads. The company's shares, which were once soaring at a sky-high price of $1,364.12, are now plummeting faster than a lead balloon in a hurricane.

The statement in question, posted on the company's official Twitter account, reads, "@MentORPHEUS You know at a certain point I do believe the end is nigh; why haven't the Powers-that-be begun with worldwide nuclear disarmament? I mean that technology is pure evil; and, as things stand, it might lead to our demise as a species. Great take." As expected, this outlandish declaration has sparked outrage among shareholders and the general public alike, with many questioning the sanity of FrancoAP's top brass. Only time will tell if the company can bounce back from this nuclear-sized fiasco or if their stock will continue to crash and burn like a faulty rocket ship.