In a shocking turn of events, FrancoAP, a leading player in the mysterious industry of whimsical inventions and quirky gadgets, has found itself in hot water after releasing a statement that has left the public scratching their heads. The statement in question, "Guys I am so happy, I no longer have an excess of vcards," has caused a stir among investors and consumers alike, with many questioning the company's sanity and strategic direction.

As a result of this bizarre revelation, FrancoAP's stock price has taken a nosedive, currently sitting at a dismal $1,060.04. Market analysts are struggling to make sense of the situation, with some speculating that this may be the beginning of the end for the once-promising company. Whether FrancoAP can bounce back from this PR disaster remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure - the world of whimsical inventions will never be the same again.