In a surprising turn of events, the stock of deeplydisturbed has seen a massive surge in value following the release of a rather... eccentric public statement. The company, known for its enigmatic and somewhat bizarre approach to business, shocked the industry with a statement that left many scratching their heads. However, investors seem to be eating it up like candy at a carnival, with the stock price skyrocketing to a staggering $479,206.31.

The statement, which featured a peculiar mix of bravado, questionable humor, and cryptic references, seemed to resonate with the public in a way that no one could have predicted. With lines like "Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting," followed by a self-proclaimed list of 16.5 even more dubious desires, deeplydisturbed has certainly lived up to its name. Whether this is a stroke of marketing genius or a complete fluke remains to be seen, but for now, investors are riding the wave of excitement as the stock continues to perform beyond expectations.