In a bizarre turn of events in the ever-peculiar world of the Mystery Industry, Vermillion-Rx has found itself tangled in a sticky situation following a cryptic public statement that left investors scratching their heads. The company's shares, which were previously soaring like a rocket made of cheese, have come crashing down faster than a squirrel realizing it left its nuts in the wrong tree.

The statement in question, a puzzling tweet with the handle @woodsmoke that read, "@woodsmoke How I shot web into deez profits?" has sparked confusion among shareholders and analysts alike. Some speculate that the company may have inadvertently revealed a top-secret web-shooting technology, while others wonder if Vermillion-Rx's CEO got their social media passwords mixed up with their superhero alter ego. As the stock price currently languishes at $37,894.32 per share, investors are left pondering whether they should stick with Vermillion-Rx or cut their losses before they get entangled in a web of financial woes.