@deeplydisturbed Sailor Jerry isn't a bourbon, but a rum.

A quite potent one!

@RedPirate751 The best marriage strategy is to find a woman and settle for her as long you are her first choice.

@slutmagazine holy shit that is so true it hurts.

@deeplydisturbed

The thing all women don’t realize is that most men settle. But the difference between men and women is we don’t punish women for not being our first choice.

Most profound wisdom I have ever read.

@goodmansaysfuckyou

Straight outta the bottle is reserve for emergencies.

@deeplydisturbed

Never mentioned it that I can remember.

Warped minds think alike I guess.

I'm cheap. I switch between Jameson Irish (Fuck yeah) and Woodford Reserve (Fuck off) depending on my mood. All that other stuff requires too much bullshit like water, ice, mixers, blah blah blah. Neat in a glass with nothing to fuck it up is how it was meant to be dranked (sometimes straight out the bottle).

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Never heard of this one

Other bourbons :

Makers Mark is when I am being cheap

Widow Jane is when I have cash and wasting money

Smugglers Notch local Vermont bourbon Expensive but super Smooth

Woodford reserve and Knob Creek are my regular go to brands

@goodmansaysfuckyou

Ok that's scary

Have I mentioned this before?

And Yes

@goodmansaysfuckyou Sailor Jerry

@deeplydisturbed

with the right drink.

Woodford Reserve??