One of the best, and succinct explanations yet…

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@Typo-MAGAshiv

Dude. Are you trying to make me cry right now? Because…well…

Ahem.

Never mind...

@deeplydisturbed dude, this is a big part of my growth

I was never a "tool guy" when I was young. I was good at academics and athletics, but not that sort of thing.

When I was in my 20s and early 30s, I just threw money at shit that needed repairing. I could put on my spare tire and change my own oil, and that was just about all.

Once I got a couple of years into the apprenticeship for my trade, I became a lot more handy.

Over the years since, I've repaired a washing machine, a dryer, fixed a lot of other small shit around the house, and then that riding mower this past weekend.

Learning this shit was a huge departure from my comfort zone, and the knowledge has paid immense dividends.

@deeplydisturbed lmao no, I was already permanently suspended from reddit before I learned about the Shrek memes

And it's not a fetish!

Shrek is love.

Shrek is LIFE.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

You got banned for your gay shrek fetish. I was banned because I slapped bitches with my words.

Two different things.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Good on you for doing man shit bro.

They're the ones who permanently suspended me and @polishknight

/sees who starred this

I was amiss due to spending most of my holiday weekend repairing a riding mower. I forgot to mention that the reddit admins also permanently suspended fellow WAATGM mods @deeplydisturbed and @aldabruzzo. They actually got all 3 of us within an hour of each other, so we thought they were looking to ban the sub, too.

Luckily they weren't, and the 3 of us were all permanently suspended for unrelated (but still retarded) reasons.

Hell of a coincidence, though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE5ilR3RLtA

@MentORPHEUS

Most of the major political events of the past 100 years have holes like this. This leads to rampant speculation (conspiracy theories) and it is now clear that this by design.