Jealous boyfriend throws acid in girlfriend’s face. She is completely mutilated and blind in one eye.

Guess how it ends. Then watch… You will never guess the outcome.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy9C4sb94E8

I am surprised I didn’t catch this sooner. Classic Alpha Widow song….

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE&pp=ygUXYnJhbmR5IHlvdXJlIGEgZmluZSBncmw%3D

One of the best, and succinct explanations yet…

x.com/i/status/2059117481378140664

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Dude. Are you trying to make me cry right now? Because…well…

Ahem.

Never mind...

@deeplydisturbed dude, this is a big part of my growth

I was never a "tool guy" when I was young. I was good at academics and athletics, but not that sort of thing.

When I was in my 20s and early 30s, I just threw money at shit that needed repairing. I could put on my spare tire and change my own oil, and that was just about all.

Once I got a couple of years into the apprenticeship for my trade, I became a lot more handy.

Over the years since, I've repaired a washing machine, a dryer, fixed a lot of other small shit around the house, and then that riding mower this past weekend.

Learning this shit was a huge departure from my comfort zone, and the knowledge has paid immense dividends.

@deeplydisturbed lmao no, I was already permanently suspended from reddit before I learned about the Shrek memes

And it's not a fetish!

Shrek is love.

Shrek is LIFE.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

You got banned for your gay shrek fetish. I was banned because I slapped bitches with my words.

Two different things.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Good on you for doing man shit bro.

They're the ones who permanently suspended me and @polishknight

/sees who starred this

I was amiss due to spending most of my holiday weekend repairing a riding mower. I forgot to mention that the reddit admins also permanently suspended fellow WAATGM mods @deeplydisturbed and @aldabruzzo. They actually got all 3 of us within an hour of each other, so we thought they were looking to ban the sub, too.

Luckily they weren't, and the 3 of us were all permanently suspended for unrelated (but still retarded) reasons.

Hell of a coincidence, though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE5ilR3RLtA