@Initial-Glove

while face farters make good money...

Lady, you're wild

@Antelope while face farters make good money... Thats not why i was going to be there.

Anyways, the date never ended up happening anyways.

@Initial-Glove Oh god, memories of teenage flings where I was too shy to let one rip. Much pain, such ow.

@Antelope lol no not literally

But no one wants to be digesting food and holding in farts all night

@Initial-Glove

not getting shit on

What kind of world do you live in where this is a concern? Surely you're not saying this literally?

@Apollo I tried to tell someone this. They went on a tangent about "working out 20 mins a day" and totally missed the point of not getting shit on.

Also missed the point of "working up an appetite" but ok

@Elvis_Fawksley no. If you weren't born with it, that's on you.

@Elvis_Fawksley hey Zavss

@DextroShade child support should be capped at 2 births. Period. Men and women. M

Men only obligated to pay for 2 proven births. I say births bc twins and triplets.

After that if a women chooses more kids she doesn't receive a dime more, regardless. No woman will reproduce with a man they know is already paying his 2 limit.

Taking the fun out of child support would curb the need for it.

@Initial-Glove

I'll just go for the cheaper alternative and block you 4 lyfe.

I don't know why you're so miserable but that your problem not mine. You must live a very sad life to have no sense of humor like that.