If you sound too emotionless/un concerned a plate will eventually crash as they perceive you lack of comforting tone as proof that you don't really give a flying fuck about them. Even when actions would indicate otherwise.
She decided to get a little bratty/playful and wanted me to say please. So I yielded "please". She then pushed further "say the full sentence". Which I wasn't gonna do
You're too kind. You gave an inch and she wanted a mile. Either I wouldn't have complied at first or I'd have responded;
Bitch please come over in that sexy little outfit I enjoy so much on you.
She got what she wanted but not how she wanted it. I'd like to think it teaches them a lesson on being greedy but I doubt it.
It's just one of the little games I play for my own amusement.
I'm going to agree with @vermilion-Rx nothing you said sounds outlandish. As long as Don't then. came out with an undertone of playfulness.
What I've said in similar situations would be pretty much the same. Implying if you no longer want to come, so be it.
But I've spent years taking the condescending, annoyance out of my tone.
if they think you are absolutely dead serious
If I had a nickel for ever time a woman took a clearly sarcastic joke at face value...
Women are so solipstic that they will sometimes fully absorb a joke as reality
Yes, you almost have to find grounding facts to individually bring each girl back to reality.
Example my girl has some food allergies and if I really need her to understand something isn't serious, I'll throw in let's go get peanuts which lets her knows I'm fucking around because we both know it would kill her.
That's how aggressive you need to be if you deliver your response deadpan. My girlfriend bitches that my tone never changes from when I'm being serious versus sarcastic.
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I just have a toxic mindset tbh.
I feel ~toxic~ brutal honesty is a good default setting to be on. Especially with yourself.
When it's a girl wanting a little song and dance, I enjoy providing a little romance but if it's like you said, a complete shut down of game. I'm out. I'll happily play but I'm not here to be played for a sucker.
There's a distinct lack of passion as you pointed out that separates the two.