@Kloi

Who the fuck wears safety glasses on

If even the horses wear safety glasses and they probably struggle to put them on without hands, it has to be big.

For the record gentlemen, I do not have a cat. It is fact, my girlfriend's cat. Of course I got it a fancy scarf. Felines love fancy scarfs.

@Kloi LMFAO holy fuck that's hilarious

Insightful, too!

@Kloi

your car was asking for it!

@Kloi

shouldn't have changed my seed.

I spilled my seed...

...

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... all over your mom.

Andddd shouldn't have changed my seed.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Nahh, I didn't supply enough information on how the accident happened. Got a pair of goggles ordered as I am off trail or on unmaintained trails frequently.

I was literally having a discussion on close calls with my eyes two weekends ago, in a spot with no clear trails.

Definitely don't want this experience again.

@First-light

Adrenaline was pumping to the point I was shaking over the fear of permanet damage, thankfully no puncture wound. Eye is going to be fine long term.

By far my scariest hiking accident and I've fractured bone on the decent of solo summits.

Going to take Typos advice and get some trail goggles as I was just discussing close calls two weeks earlier on some unused trails. I spent too much time in thick shit that I'm not willing to replay this event.

@Kloi

Who the fuck wears safety glasses on the trails?

1l) Military Servicemembers, at least as far back as 2007.

2) I had originally misread your post and had thought you were doing yardwork for some reason. Still doesn't change anything, though, especially if you have tinted lenses.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Who the fuck wears safety glasses on the trails? That was my boss's first comment through some laughter when I called in for today and you were wearing your safety glasses!

I have about four pairs in my car....