OOC: this tribe is supposed to be for satire and shitposts, not lies, propaganda, and bullshit
I understand it might be confusing to someone who can't grasp reality or facts, but do try to keep up
@Typo-MAGAshiv I've earnestly tried to connect with you on this topic using serious straight talk in the political tribes. Recognize this as attempting the same, using satire and TRP form factors and vernacular as a rhetorical vehicle. Try to not stand in front of said vehicle firing off shots impulsively and missing the bigger picture.
How do I regain my masculine frame after a dyke insulted me and I shot her "Wife"?
Guys, I desperately need help on this one! I lost frame after this dyke insulted me, and now my cushy no-accountability job is on the line!
So, I'm working the shitty streets of Milwaukee on the President's orders, when our cop-like Suburban got stuck. While we were trying to free it, these two dykes pulled up and started insulting us, acting all entitled as though protesting was some kind of RIGHT they had.
I engaged the one who got out of her car, and she tried to play it off like they had nothing to hide and pointing to their unconcealed license plate. Then the fucking bitch said the line that destroyed my frame: "Go get a sandwich, big boy!"
Well, that made me so angry, I forgot all department rules and procedures, which admittedly are few and far between. I walked in FRONT of a running vehicle, and switched my cell phone to my left hand so the right was free to pull my weapon.
As my colleague tried to pull open the driver's door, the fucking dyke told her, "Drive, babe!" The dyke in the driver seat then turned her wheel hard right to get around me instead of complying, so I fired through her windshield, then when the car was passing next to me, fired more rounds directly into the stupid bitch's head.
Now, I feel I'm getting unfairly accused of murder by millions of people around the country, when I was JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS! I'm really scared; I can't afford to lose this gig, because I lucked into it with a huge enrollment bonus, after failing out of countless enlistment tests at every police agency I applied at before.
TRP, How do I get my masculine frame back, after getting so viciously emasculated by a woman who doesn't even like men?
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@First-light I think they just continually suffer not going well
@adam-l Don't forget to add that all the chemo has lowered your immunity and your chlamydia has flared up again.
@deeplydisturbed not to mention, you condensed all three movies into one
@deeplydisturbed @Typo-MAGAshiv
My review of Shrek I:
Green ogre dick goes in princess that turns green at night. Short king bad. Dragon donkey sex in a swamp
Good movie gud