Dude you don't need therapy you need an exorcism for the demons within you. That was fucked up ruining you and your wife's marriage by tricking her bull into fucking you.
You should let her divorce you as penance and then remarry her with a prenup to protect the assets you gave her as penance so if you tow divorce again you can't take it from her
You're worse than an asshole, you are a piece of shit. Not even an asshole deserves to crap you out you POS
Are condoms beta??
[AskTRP] [question for RP]
Are condoms beta? I mean think about it, you are ostensibly fucking a pussy but because there is latex in the way, you are basically fucking a material and not even her pussy.
I dunno bro it seems kind of faggoty having sex with basically a rubber bag insteas of her pussy. Can you even truly count the notch count of you only fucked the condom and not her vagina? Like imagine taping a condom to a railing and banging it. That's low key gay as shit bro
Kind of gay man, like wtf, am I off the reservation or is it gay
Yikes, sweaty. Let's unpack this.
1) He was drunk and could not consent.
2) you deceived him into thinking he was f_cking your wife. Lying by omission is still lying.
You need to be on the s_x offenders' registry. You need to be in prison with the other r_pists, where you can all have your little r_pe parties with each other.
Anyway, congrats on coming out of the closet.
@Durek_The_Bald LOL. Nice write up. Right combination of cringe and disgust.
AITAH for accidentally raping my wife's boyfriend?
Background:
Me (m32), wife (f39), married for 7 years, two step daughters (hers, 2 and 4, but I love them like my own), wife's boyfriend (m52). Once a week I get to snuggle up with my wife, and spend the night in her and her boyfriend'd bed (I normally sleep in the guest room).
Issue:
The other night, it was time for our weekly snuggle fest, which includes us sleeping naked together. But sometime during the night, her boyfriend came home drunk, and decided to have his way with her - which is fine, he's got free access to her whenever.
But on this particular night, I must've fallen asleep with my ass slightly outside the blanket, and he mistook my ass for my wife's ass. So in his drunken stupor, he went on to have sex with me.
Now, this is where I might have been the asshole - not just literally, but also figuratively. Because, although I didn't consent to it, I also didn't protest. I guess I just didn't want to cause any drama, and to be quite honest, I guess I did enjoy the attention too.
The next morning, all hell broke loose when my wife found out what happened. At first she accused her boyfriend of cheating on her. But after I explained what happened, they both turned on me, and are now accusing me of having raped her boyfriend with the inside of my asshole.
Now, I do admit that I was in the wrong for not stopping it, and not letting on that it was actually my asshole he was fucking. I also take full responsibility for the fact that he was drunk, while I was sober, and that he therefore wasn't in any condition to consent to anything.
In my defence, it wasn't like I was the active part in it. I just sort of froze, didn't know in the moment what to do, and just let him have his way with me. I'm generally conflict shy, which I know is a me problem, and not an excuse for what I did. But maybe it's relevant, I don't know.
AITAH for accidentally raping my wife's boyfriend?
Update: I took the advice of Reddit, and have started working a second job in order to pay reparations for what I did. I've also reported myself to the police, but so far they don't seem to be taking this case very seriously (which just goes to show the kind of rape culture we live in).
I'm sorry to all of you for even having asked whether I was the asshole in this story, and I want to thank you all for checking my privilege, and setting me straight. It's becoming increasingly clear to me that I have a lot of work ahead of me to rid myself of my internalised toxic masculinity. I've already booked an appointment with a therapist to start working through these issues.
Once again, I'm so sorry, and I'm so ashamed of myself.
Read More@Vermillion-Rx Why do you think Perseus had to use a mirror polished shield to see Medusa to kill her? To avoid the gaze that gave her power over his cock you see.
You see these Greek myths are all about truths, just dressed up a bit different. It is true that Medusa was a priestess of a virgin goddess -Athena- but men just couldn't say no to her. Once she locked eyes with them, she made their cocks rock hard (that's the turn to stone bit). Then she got punished for taking dick in the Goddess' sanctuary. She said she was raped but Athena goddess of wisdom knew better and punished her. She knew she gave Poseidon the eye you see and used her power and he had to have her and she loved it.
Athena made Medusa's hair all green and in dread locks to war men -as they still know to be ware now of birds with the funny coloured hair. But it was no good cos medusa still had the gaze power over cocks. The world was about to be ruined by an epidemic of simping and all western culture would fail to evolve in ancient Greece and the greatest achievements of humanity were going to be a camel fucker worshipping a meteor and a woman making a wall of vagina plaster casts. A hero had to rise up form the patriarchy.
Now old Percy, he was savvy you see, to avoid getting his dick turned stone hard by Medusa despite her snake green femtard hair and having to do anything she said, he looked at a shinny shield as a mirror that distorted Medusa's curves, so then he cut off her head and everyone was happy, particularly when a handed winged horse sprang form medusa's blood (good job horse Poseidon had knocked her up).
Moral of the story, don't look at feminists, cut off their heads.
(Incidentally on a serious note, this may be a genuine folk memory of the Yamnaya men smashing the matriarchy and getting horses to travel really fast to go out and civilise the fuck out of this world.)
Read MoreWhat the fuck is this gamma drivel? What you're supposed to do is carry two mirrors on you, and angle both of them such that you see her eyes look at you but you don't have to make any direct eye contact because reflections don't count. Then once you've seen that she has given you that ioi, it is safe to approach them
The conundrum is that in order to see their eyes you have to look at them, which erases your power. Alternatively your wingman can tell you a chick is looking at you but the risk is that he is fucked if a chick looks at him, stealing his power. Really it's just not safe to have a line of sight at all in public.
[OOC - this was inspired by this askTRP post which I still can't believe is real]
[askTRP] [ground control to Major Tom]
This literal HB 9.365 caught me looking at her a few days ago, and she stole my masculine frame power and is financially abusing me.
When I accidentally made eye contact (I know, I know), she said, "hey there, handsome!" I seethed in my masculine anger and manly aggression, for I knew it was over for me now. Her shit test shattered my oak wolf frame.
"Here, just take all my money!" I pathetically simped, all my stoicism having been drained by her feminine mystique hypergamy.
"Money? You think I'm after your money?" she further shit tested as she took my proffered cash, "I want sum fuk"
"Look, I don't speak Vietnamese. Is that like pho?" I negatively inquired, trying to regain some dominant frame.
She grabbed my head and stuck her tongue in my mouth, pressing her ample boobage into my chest.
...I shrieked at her, calmly and rationally without raising my voice or showing emotion.
She made eye contact again, raised an eyebrow, and exploited my insecurities by saying, "a Real Man knows how to treat a lady! Buy me dinner at La Bouche Valiant!' (a local fancy French restaurant)
I, being a Real Man, immediately took her there to prove my manhood and ordered her one of everything on the menu.
What next? Should I pull my eyeballs out to prevent further eye contact and thus regain my masculine oak power?
Read More[askTRP] [retarded retard tarding]
OMG yawl, like I was totally just taking a great big dump while shooting up my daily dose of H, when the park rangers locked me in!
They announced "Trump laid us off, so fuck you people!" and locked me in.
I hate Drumpf so much.
What can I do?! Should I call 911 instead of posting to askTRP?
@Typo-MAGAshiv nah, fuck that time wasting. Go straight to LLS.
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