3d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
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@Vermillion-Rx according to igotstandardsbro, I am top 3%.

Let them ask me to fuck.

I'm not doing shit.

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3d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
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@Lone_Ranger texting?!

noooooooo!

You have to be in-person and follow the sequence as written!

Once you've transmogrified her from 304 into tradwife, you just text "hey want sum fuk?"

But prior to that? Don't even bother

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3d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

@Typo-MAGAshiv I just sent you my entire balance of chad coins, 3069 fcks.

Can you please now pass on the secret on what to text 10s that I find online, so that they stop what they are doing and come over to my place (well, its my moms basement, but she doesn't come down here much) and I can smash? I will of course dump her later, but I want to smash the 10 and then reject her. I am going to need at least five HB10s on my roster, and then I'll rotate them until bored, and pick up new plates as I go along.

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4d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

Doing anything at all to get pussy is stupid, it's like trying to wipe before you poop

[TheRedPill] [RedPill Theory]

Back when people used to sell cattle in exchange for women this made sense so that you could get 5 acres of undeveloped land from her neighboring father so that your own family could till carrots on the land to pay the taxes the nobles collected from everyone, but now it doesn't.

You shouldn't put any effort into women at all. What happened to being the prize lmao what a joke. You are the prize, and women that want to fuck you should show you that you that they are interested.

If they match with you on tinder, tell them to come over, and if they don't, don't waste your time. It doesn't matter if you could have had sex on a date, why practically have to beg women to sleep with you by investing time into them?

If you go to the club, do not approach any women. Even if there is a whole group of them and they look bored, don't approach them. Why invest all of that energy into pussy? Sit at the bartop and have your drink and they should approach you. The night club scene is dying, if they don't approach you they don't deserve you, and they are just at the club to get Instagram photos for self promotion anyway.

I used to approached about 10 different pussies and all rejected me mostly looking bad at me

Before you say I am just not high-value enough:

I'm in top 5% of sexual market. Calculating the "ihavestandardsbro" website, I'm in top 1%

Don't approach or invest in pussies at all, even when you're in the top 1%, they will just reject you because they are miserable and on social media.

Don't work out at the gym or focus on "self-improvement" either. It's just society getting men to compete against each other for low-value crumbling pussies when these pussies are just getting fat and lazy on social media anyway. You have all these fat hoes on their Onlyfans gaining weight for simps to throw money at them while you compete with other men for these washed-up pussies. If you invest like this against other men, you're an idiot lmao

Only give a woman attention or any effort at all after they have come over to bang. Don't even bother making her finish, if she doesn't value you after you have your fun then she doesn't deserve you. Why invest in making a woman climax? That's too much effort and time lmao it's pathetic. Would Chad have to invest in a woman's pussy?

Only after you have finally seen that she is constantly texting you first, always coming over to smash, and lets you do whatever you want, then you can put some investment in and send her a text message other than "come over", which she should already be doing on her own because you're the prize.

Investing in pussy is stupid, you wouldn't wipe before you poop. Why would you invest in a woman before you've dumped her?

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4d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
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@Lone_Ranger I just gave you the golden ticket for free

You can throw me some Chad coins as a token of appreciation, but there's no DVD or course

....yet.

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4d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

@Typo-MAGAshiv where can I sign up for some Brotherhood of Men Who Fuck (BMWF) training? Do I need to buy the DVD or do you have online videos?

I saw your advert on YouTube, you know where you are driving around town in a Porsche, and talking to camera (instead of watching the road) and I want to know how to take the next step.

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

@pancakesforbreakfast

I'm sorry money is happening to you, I guess you'll just have to settle for my mid-tier advice plan and be an incel for the rest of your life

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

@Vermillion-Rx Sorry I have a coach whose job is to coach me on hiring coaching and he said the fair market value of this is 10000

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
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@pancakesforbreakfast

I will gladly take your money. 10000 will honestly just barely fall short of affording my 20k bootcamp though. You won't get the full value of my advice at 10k.

Secondly, the secret behind my good text game is that i time my "want sum fuk?" Perfectly. The key is to send it anywhere from 4 hours and 11 minutes to 4 hours and 13 minutes from her opener. Any sooner and you will seem eager, any longer than 4:13:00 and she will auto reject because you are too Chad over text waiting that long

That being said make sure your wifi ping is 200-400ms. You don't want any crazy ping to slow down your text if you are close to too long. Secondly if you use mobile data account for how many service bars you have so you don't miss your window either. That'll be $50

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

@Vermillion-Rx Omg I'll pay you 10000 to teach me. I have so many questions.

Is my text game up to par? I feel like I'm at 3 text points out of the maximum level 100. I hope if I keep on working on it, getting my daily reps in, and working with my (expensive! lol) coaches everyday, eventually I'll reach 50 text points. As you know, once you pass that threshold approximately 3.5 girls out of 10 will respond positively.

This might be a stupid question..... how exactly did you download Bumble? I've heard some people say it's good to just double click the button on the side of the phone and use Face ID but others say you want to manually enter your password to download it. Tbh I see how both sides can make sense. One is more efficient but you're kind of cheating the process by not pulling your bootstraps up and typing the password in. It may not seem like a big deal now but if you're not willing to type in your password then how will you ever survive getting ghosted by a girl....

Thanks in advanced. I've literally never met you and never will because we're all internet people but I'm willing to entrust the decisions that define the trajectory of my life to your feedback. Thanks!

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