In the spirit of the old meme from years ago, let's have fun picking apart photos of otherwise cute, attractive, or even beautiful women for silly and frivolous reasons. Intended to be humorous.
too much eye makeup. Do you identify as a raccoon or something?
hoop earrings. Ugh.
mousey brown roots under obviously-dyed blonde hair. If you're going to dye your hair, be thorough.
spends $270 per month to walk on a treadmill 30 minutes per day. When I bought my wife a treadmill for Christmas a few years ago, that was easily the cheaper option by far. And before any lurking feminazis break out the torches and pitchforks, she begged for the treadmill. Yeah, that peloton commercial that triggered so many of your ilk was quite realistic!
as RPS noted here, this dumb bitch can't even dress herself.
uses TikTok to get pity points.
- uses TikTok at all.
FINAL VERDICT: 2/10, #WouldNotBang #WNBRead More
comments by people who didn't get that this is actually making fun of picky guys
WOAH! Hold up.
Are you saying that you WOULD bang these nasty ham beasts?!
My whole life has been a lie. This place is truly full of incels and gender traitors.
@Typo-MAGAshiv Yeah, I always thought these were funny. Never got the butthurt comments by people who didn't get that this is actually making fun of picky guys, not the women. Umm, they usually had a picture of a neckbeard as the guy going through all these superficial flaws and saying WouldNotBang. A guy who would clearly kill his mother to bang a woman like this...
But I guess being offended gets you an article in Cosmo while chuckling at the meme and moving on gets you nowhere, so rage on, I guess...
P.S. I wouldn't kill my mother, but I would happily kill George Clooney to bang Stacy Keibler back in the day!
50 year old not wearing a bra and no sagging? Must be a voodoo witch.
Stringy shit on her hat covering her eyes. Will probably be falling on you even before she's drunk.
Straw hat says summer, white icicle thingies says Christmas. Must think she's Australian.
Woman, it's winter in Canada! Cover those shoulders or you'll get frostbite!
Nipples already visible. No point in entering her in a wet t-shirt contest.
Does not appear to be wearing deodorant. Likely smelly armpits.
- Pale skin, blonde hair, white dress on white background. Lack of color speaks to ultimate emptiness of life, the futility of action, and the Zen misery of worldly attachment to anything besides the vast expanse of nothingness. Or she chose a shitty photographer. Either way: