In the spirit of the old meme from years ago, let's have fun picking apart photos of otherwise cute, attractive, or even beautiful women for silly and frivolous reasons.

Intended to be humorous. No actual uggos, please.

• she has glasses!

• ugh, and a ponytail!

• and there's paint on her overalls!

• she'll never be prom queen!

FINAL VERDICT: 2/10. WNB.

@Desaint overlooked this previously.

I dub thee: Troy McClure!

@MentORPHEUS check your flair

@Typo-MAGAshiv

• Cheap gaudy earrings that glisten like prism glass, not gemstones or actual diamonds or even moissanite. Those are going to blow out her earlobes analagous to the likely state of her pussy, so they look like she used to wear plugs.

• Swarthy eyebrows a surrogate indicator that her armpits' 5 o clock shadow will rival Nixon's, and her ungroomed pubes would roar like Chewbacca. Probably sports a "happy trail" that goes North of her navel.

• Blond highlights obviously fake, because Wookies never come in blonde.

• One of her excess necklaces is asymmetric with her cleavage the moment the photo was snapped.

• Obvious DSL

• Eyelashes clumped together. Maybe Definitely it's Maybelline.

• I think calling this harridan a 2 is generous!

@TwoInchesOfShaft look closely dude - its both! You can tell by that crease she has above the top lip. If we were to view this hoe from the side, her lips would jut out comically. She's a trout!

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Fucking gross dude. I didn't have a boner at the time of viewing this. But if I did I would have instantly lost it

My dick, however, is now literally concave after seeing this. Thanks, hoe

@TwoInchesOfShaft

Kara del Toro

• excessive makeup

• buckteeth

• strands of hair going across face; get that wild mane under control!

• excessive bangly jewelry

• nipples poking through shirt like a streetwalking hussy

• smudges of dirt on wall behind her

FINAL VERDICT: 2/10. #WouldNotBang #WNB

@TwoInchesOfShaft @Typo-MAGAshiv

*Bunch of "rating scale" discussion

It was a quiet day in class when Little Johnny burst out, "TEACHER, I need to go take a PISS!"

Teacher sighs, "Johnny, it's not polite to say piss, we use the word urinate instead."

Johnny replies, "OK whatever..."

Teacher says, "Before you leave, let me hear you use the word Urinate in a sentence."

Johnny replies, "Urinate, but if you had better tits, you'd be a 10!"

@Typo-MAGAshiv I just remembered a second one. Kara del Toro has an all natural body and I believe face as well though lips could be slightly enhanced. Definitely a 9-10. These are the only two I know of, though I’m not on Instagram or the likes.