@Typo-MAGAshiv I'm well aware. Doesn't make it any less funny from a TRP insider perspective though.

Wow

@MentORPHEUS you've never seen that kind of thing?

You know to normies, "the blue pill" usually means Viagra and its generic knockoffs rather than a reference to "The Matrix", right?

Ad pushed into my email with unfortunate headline: BLUE PILL SECRETS Urologist begs men: don't take bedroom helpers before (clicking on my stupid ad...)

@Vermillion-Rx when people post stuff with anime

@Typo-MAGAshiv

I need to post in there again some time

When she says "but we're NOT having sex tonight"

@_reboot this reads like something that belongs in the shitpost/satire tribe

I alpha widowed my girlfriend by creating a daily vacuum where I check in only in the evening instead of actively text checking in with her throughout the day.

I know we're all a bunch of hard-asses on here, but if this doesn't move you then you're a block of ice:

youtu.be/QQabjyJDPH8?is=OqYgvRcVz0eiYc8w