@MentORPHEUS my wife has been roasting Kelly's Ozempic face a lot lately. I hadn't bothered to look because I don't care, but holy shit....

weight-loss-shaming

If she had done it naturally and gracefully, and had stopped while still at a healthy weight, most people around congratulate her.

Instead, she used Ozempic and overdid it to look like someone stretched rubber skin over a skeleton. And I thought anorexic people looked bad!

@mattyanon she looks more like the Crypt Keeper than many women well into their 60s. Her chin and cheekbones made me think of an aftermarket string trimmer head.

@MentORPHEUS "Maybe if I lose enough weight then people will overlook my age"

Kelly Osbourne started her arc of (dubious) fame as a reality TV star. Lately, she's taken to whining, "Everyone stop calling attention to my appearance and weight-loss-shaming meeee!"\

Girl, it's because at age ~41, you look like someone in the late stages of untreated HIV or hard drug addiction!

@Bozza Too little to remember the first mission, but I do remember later missions on the family black and white TV as a preschooler. It was treated as really serious and kids would get shushed if they made noise. I remember the delay between statements and responses, and thinking because everything said was so "important" that they would think about what to say before saying it.

@Lone_Ranger you must be losing your memory in your old age; inverting the pics is only when you're making fun of @MSNBCorpheus er, @mentorpheus due to his goof-up here.

So here are your vcards back!

@MentORPHEUS my brothers and I wore out the Spike Jones cassettes we had when we were kids.

I don't remember that song. I'll try to remember to listen to it when I can, and maybe take a stroll down memory lane with some others

Re: new voice chat feature. Spike Jones made a song about Silent Movie stars appearing in their first Talkie, and fans hearing their voices for the first time ever, speech impediments and all...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=btcV28iSxF0&pp=ygUYc3Bpa2UgSm9uZXMgb2xkIHNvdyBzb25n

@MentORPHEUS I'm going to laugh my ass off when you eventually lose your "redeemed" flair and go back to "falls for shitposts". CC: @Vermillion-Rx

@Lone_Ranger NGL, had me going in the first half. Didn't notice the tribe. Well played.