Share jokes that people can tell at parties or add to their repertoire. Ideally related to sex, dating, the SMP, or Red Pill Truths, but anything that will get a room laughing is welcome!
The song "Come Sail Away" is a real ear worm.
You could say it really Styx in your head.
Delete this account @redpillschool plz
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Fag
@Typo-MAGAshiv Liver spots appeared on my hands as I "got" this joke.
[nuns on bikes]
A group of nuns are riding bicycles down a road, and some of them are being overly bubbly and excited.
Mother Superior scolds them:
you must remain dignified, or those seats are going back on!
I like my coffee the same way I like my women.
Without another guys penis in them.
I also like my coffee the way I like my women:
Hot, sweet, and with cream freshly added by me.
The teacher at the school is leaning over the bench of Jonny showing half of the bust .... Then Jonny says:
- I would fuck
The outraged teacher told Jonny to come with his parents, but he did not come so she went ro his home. Knocks, Jonny's dad opens. The teacher was a bit embarrassed, but says:
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Mr. Hill, you know ... Jonny said some words at the lesson ...
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What words?
- That he would fuck me.
Mr. Hill tells her to enter the apartment. Opens the window and shouts:
- Jonny? !!
- yes?
- Did you tell the teacher you'd fuck her?
- Yes Dad ....
- Then hurry up, she is here
I like my coffee the same way I like my women.
Without another guys penis in them.
Who's the proudest man in the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee.
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