When women express concern about being left, divorced, abandoned by their husbands. I completely understand their fear.

They need to get jobs, get married, and secure as much protection as they can to ward against such an outcome.

But why are they so consistently like this? When the divorce rates are so highly skewed towards female initiation? This is paradoxical. If women are afraid of things ending, and use this as a justification for having a career and needing financial “protection”, then why is it that they are so much more likely to end things?

We also never talk about those marriages ended by men. Why did those millions of men end their marriages?

One could easily surmise that all of this is a cover for the fact that ALL women know they are likely to act up one day in the future. They are GOING to cheat, to betray, or to abandon their families.

THEY KNOW THIS!

So how to protect themselves when they eventually do go down this path?

• A job/career
• A backup man (usually at work, or “just a friend” or an ex)
• Child support laws
• Alimony laws
• Common law states
• Female run family courts
• Section 8 housing
• The countless other social and financial supports for women

They know. Deep down, they know how they are and how they cannot hold it back forever. So they plan their entire lives as they take their vows in that very church while looking into your eyes, she knows.

It all makes sense now.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Oh Typo. You can do better than that. Here is my two cents:

Buddy: you look like Mr. Bean.

You: Ha! Your mom said the same thing, but it was hard to understand her with my dick in her mouth

(NOTE Do NOT say this if it’s your sibling. Or wait.. maybe… never mind. Don’t)

Buddy: Stop eating so much you ain't gaining

You: Stand up, start walking towards him while unzipping pants. “Oh, Im gaining alright. Wanna see?”

Buddy: You’re a loser

You: Funny - Your wife/gf said the same thing! Remember that time you were (at work, away for the weekend)? Yeah, she said I was a "rude asshole" as I was leaving. She’s funny.

Buddy: You’re gay/fag

You: Well, I never had sex with a man, but there’s only one way to find out. Get on your knees and I’ll tell you after you’re done. I promise I’ll be honest. Just watch the teeth bro.

Buddy: Other random lame insult (use this one very carefully against more insecure types)

You: Does that weak shit work on other people? That’s your best shot? (show condescending contempt and move on)

You get the idea. Typo is rarely right about anything, but he is right about the “agree and amplify” thing. It completely disarms your opponent. And if you take it to the next step, you slap the living shit out of them.

When you go full bore like I did, it sends a signal to everyone watching the interaction that you will be equally vile to them. Most people will not want to fuck with you after that.

If you get someone dishing it back, you found a friend. Sort of like @Typo-MAGAshiv, @redpillschool, and @Vermillion-rx. They are EXPERT ball busters and I have honed my ability to trash talk (within boundaries, mostly) by bantering back and forth with them on occasion. Not every response works, but you can get very good at it.

To the point where I actually agree with them and make some self deprecating joke. Because I am almost NEVER the butt end of jokes like that in real life. So a place like this is a sort of haven. You get your balls busted here and you’re one of us. It’s oddly enjoyable.

Bottom Line: Men who bust your balls are not necessarily your enemy. In fact they can become good friends

PS:

By the way, occasionally you will get a zinger that lands right on-target. And depending on the situation, the best response is…

“Ha! That’s actually a good one”. Smile, wink at the person, and let it go. It shows that you can take a joke and acknowledge when a good joke is actually a good joke.

Now get your gay ass out of here, put the food down, and get in the gym.

Also, your mom says hi. At least that’s what i think she’s saying.

(see what I did there?)