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Sep. 25, 21
I was walking in the mall one day with these chicks and a friend.
We go into a Victoria secret.
Or as I like to call it “The worst secret ever!”
When in there we go to the bras section.
I come to realize there’s no underwear for me.
Only over wear which effectively would make me gay.
Which there’s nothing wrong with that if you do.
It’s just your Victoria secret.
Every human interaction is laced with manipulation.
Whether good intended or not.
Everyone affects and changes someone is some way.
If a midget walks by you you’ll be like “woah a midget” and then carry on with your day.
Literally speaking that midget manipulated you.
Nowadays everything comes to you in the blink of a eye…
Meals on wheels
Pizza delivery guy… or woman
Police… oh no scratch that.
The list is cumbersome.
But now, I come to y’all with a proposition.
Whores on doors.
Remember when Girl Scouts would knock on your door to try to get you to buy cookies?
Now some of them grown up and wouldn’t you know it?
They wanna fuck n suck for quick buck.
So what the whores on doors initiative aims to achieve is to bring Thotery right to you!
And don’t worry it’s 202X, all whores will be compensated equally.
So next time you’re needing that late night snack…
Go on the whores on doors app.
Or be patient till that whore comes knocking upon on your chamber door.
For evermore the whores on doors.
(Sep 20, 2021)
This is based on a true story.
I was walking in the set of the sun.
I was enjoying my day and ruminating on the days of tomorrow.
Life was in form and I was at the stage where wisdom grew thus gifting me perspective.
I felt life was ripening like.... like a banana.
I looked at the clouds....
and Thus forth... came the feces of a pigeon.
Now, I don't know about you but nothing ruins my day like the feces of a pigeon.
I had what looked liked the remains of a vegan diet on my hand. Maybe even worse liquidated baby powder.
Furious and seething with wrath.
I cursed god.
Right when life is going good, shit comes outta nowhere.
After I made it home and washed the sins of the birds I recollected on the recent events of the past.
Shit came out of nowhere.
but hey... At least i'm not a whore.
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Joke #1: (Sep. 18, 2021)
A man walks into a gay parade.
He sees a bi sexual woman with lush flowing angel hair, along with blue eyes containing the ocean view within her soul.
Now this was not you’re run of the mill whore. No sir!
Beguiled the man is, and decides to shot his shot.
There were 7 casualties that day.
And though I try.
Without glory or without rain.
I stay the same in the maze of the game.
Loving, once was me and loving who else I’ll be.
An every changing eulogy of what used to be and what will be.
I look into the eyes of a child me. Seeing the hope and curiosity.
A glimpse before the destiny of a decadent mind laced with mines.
I see before me, armies and death tails slowly behind.
Yet here I shall lye a mind laced with mines.
Upon the battle field I wait.
The armies gait, and gait towards a man gandering at the world in disarray.
I wish it could change, I wish it could change.
But yet the world remains the same.
Behold the history.
Beyond what’s missed from me.
A world without end.
A world without end.