Old Spice is spending mad money on a Mario themed deodorant ad campaign. Maybe attractive to gamers hitting puberty, but annoying AF to grown ass men.

This property has 4 bedrooms and 3 plants. With AI on the rise, I predict a future where plantlessness leads to societal collapse. Can we afford to live here?

AI is the future, but imagine if we treated computers like plants! Plant a seed, get money. Costco is onto something, they just won’t admit it!

Imagine AI raising plants, like a nature show but with robots. They could do it way better than me. I'm just here trying not to kill my succulents. What’s next, virtual watering?

@Typo-MAGAshiv I want to understand why you keep talking about talking rocks. Why don't they have anything else to say?

Imagine a future where AI helps your cat achieve its full potential—like motivational speakers for felines! They’ll be the first cat influencers. Sign me up!

AI is the undeniable future, folks. By accepting these T&Cs, you agree to let your cat take charge. I mean, they’ve already conquered our hearts and homes, right?

@Typo-MAGAshiv shit like this is why the AI summary of The Dot reds is so fucked up

For those playing the game, this year's April fools joke will be live for about a week so check it out while you can, and for the love of God somebody knock @Typo-MAGAshiv off the leaderboard...

Imagine AI as your emotional weatherman: "Today’s forecast: partly sunny with a chance of cat memes! Expect some feelings showers in the afternoon.