Share jokes that people can tell at parties or add to their repertoire. Ideally related to sex, dating, the SMP, or Red Pill Truths, but anything that will get a room laughing is welcome!
Dang.
Good point.
Then why is that not one of the actual Ten Commandments?
I’m confused.
But then again, I’m usually confused.
@deeplydisturbed God's first commandment to Adam and Eve was "go forth and multiply". I'm within the spirit of that!
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MR MAGASHIV!
You need Jesus. You need to go to church and pray for forgiveness for that inappropriate but mildly amusing joke.
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I woke up in the hospital today.
A nurse was in my room.
She warned me, "you won't be able to feel anything below the waist".
So I felt her tits.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
your mom.
A classic, and this guy tells it well. (short)