@adam-l Actually I think being "someone for whom things happen" (without doing any work) is the great dream of every woman. Maybe men would have had such a dream if society allowed -I really don't know- but for women it is the great fantasy and looking as good as you can is the key to it. Look hot, look special, get; attention, offers of help, free experiences and free stuff.
@First-light performativity is all they can perceive. You do... something, and... something happens.
Isn't it magic?
@Vermillion-Rx Such a picture makes me reflect that for many women anything is a stage. They want to exhibit themselves and so any routine act, still needs to be dressed for in a way that gains attention. "Look at my fake tits mowing the lawn. Gurl power!" Only hot men to complement her please. No creeps.
Just mow the lawn love. A man would have finished the job before you finished dressing for it.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? At 69, she gets a frog in her throat.
Woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.
What's worse than running with scissors? Scissoring with the runs.
What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
What did one saggy titty say to the other saggy titty? We’d better get some support quick, before people think we’re nuts.
What the difference between jelly & jam? You can’t jelly your dick in her ass.
I'm disappointed that no one ever checks the chat for this tribe. I took advantage of the gif feature for a classic a few months back.
Big department store manager is training a new apprentice in the concept of The Related Sale. If someone is looking for a razor or shaving cream, ask him How are you fixed for blades?
Just then a man walked in and sheepishly said he needed a box of tampons for his wife. The manager sends the lad to help him then gets on a long phone call. Comes out to see the man leaving loaded down with thousands in gear and tackle.
Manager says That's amazing... he came in for tampons, how did you sell him all that???
Trainee says, I applied what you taught me about Related Sale. Told him, looks like nothing going on around your house this weekend, how about a nice fishing trip?
@Typo-MAGAshiv 304 Vcards for not dropping a party joke of your own in 2 comments and missing the opportunity to open with BOW wow. Penalty halved for a decent pun.
@MentORPHEUS wow, that was bad.
At least it was brief.