Share jokes that people can tell at parties or add to their repertoire. Ideally related to sex, dating, the SMP, or Red Pill Truths, but anything that will get a room laughing is welcome!
How do we know that Christmas is Vermy's favorite holiday?
because he always go no well
Dang.
Good point.
Then why is that not one of the actual Ten Commandments?
I’m confused.
But then again, I’m usually confused.
@deeplydisturbed God's first commandment to Adam and Eve was "go forth and multiply". I'm within the spirit of that!
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MR MAGASHIV!
You need Jesus. You need to go to church and pray for forgiveness for that inappropriate but mildly amusing joke.
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I woke up in the hospital today.
A nurse was in my room.
She warned me, "you won't be able to feel anything below the waist".
So I felt her tits.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
your mom.
