Share jokes that people can tell at parties or add to their repertoire. Ideally related to sex, dating, the SMP, or Red Pill Truths, but anything that will get a room laughing is welcome!
What's the difference between an enzyme and a horomone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
A guy tells an employee at GNC that a man is sticking his penis in a container of protein powder. The employee goes to investigate, spots the offending customer, and shouts, "No fucking whey!"
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there!
When the party mood starts going to the dogs...
Dang.
Good point.
Then why is that not one of the actual Ten Commandments?
I’m confused.
But then again, I’m usually confused.
@deeplydisturbed God's first commandment to Adam and Eve was "go forth and multiply". I'm within the spirit of that!
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MR MAGASHIV!
You need Jesus. You need to go to church and pray for forgiveness for that inappropriate but mildly amusing joke.
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