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@TwoInchesOfShaft

I'm 30, so I'm still a baby honestly. I tried to get dynamite but S.W.A.T interrogated me for like two hours so that didn't really work out either.

I'm going to have to travel to Afghanistan to find some war brides if I can't get plates in my country, that's a good idea, thanks for the tips

Once I find the side bar I can re-read Roller's rules of metal and watch out for some branches. I don't want trust swings, especially ones made of branches, I don't want to run I to one

@Vermillion-Rx You seem young. Roller said about guys like you that you should get some dynamite. Afterwards you can then get yourself some of these war brides, they are apparently easy to convince and ready to branch swing! Watch out for your branch bro

@Vermillion-Rx Dude don’t worry, my sister only fucks guys with dick tattoos. Go get your dick tatted and then we’ll fuck.

@IBelieveInTheFallen okay, so they weren't chad and Brad then. I feel better knowing they were just AFC's trying to be lobsters in a bucket, or whatever that thing Roller Tomsi said "Rationalizing Men"

Also, you should dm me your sister's number then, but that would make me a Beta right? She probably is some other guy's plate now, dang it

@AFTSOV I don't know man, but whoever this TRP n00b is sounds really gay and really slippery and also really gay. He should really read the sidebar or something it sounds like

@Vermillion-Rx dude, some people are just confused. You asked to see the plates and they showed you weights. This is because they have sexual confusion. Stop assuming that every dude is a 100% straight alpha Chad like you. You should’ve just whipped your dick out and fucked the weights. Can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Dumbass. Also, Karen is my sister. She told me that she came while speaking to you. You messed that golden opportunity up.

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Why is the new GayLubeOil post the same old shit he's gayly written for the last 5 years?

@AFTSOV Yeah this was 100% original content. I really appreciate the feedback! I just used as much word play as I could and the shit-post naturally wrote itself pretty much

@Vermillion-Rx This was the best shit poast for red pill I've ever seen. This is on par with the "I'm a navy seel with 500 confirmed kills, youre fucking dead, kiddo." shit poast.

Is this OC? If it is, brilliant and well written.