She views you as a provider. He's the more exciting guy she's attracted to. She'll eventually find a provider and try to tamp down her urges for someone more exciting to her. It may work for a while, but down the road she'll likely slip. Maybe on a girls trip, maybe she'll resume hooking up with this guy or someone like him. The important thing to know is that she won't unlearn how she feels about you. So you need to exit and find someone who sees you as the attractive fun guy. Nothing good will come from keeping this girl in your life.

Regardless of the reason why, her clear desperation to move in asap is a major red flag. Women in good situations without a lot of liabilities in tow do not display this behavior. Which means she has problems she is trying to offload right on your doorstep along with the change of billing address she is filing.

What a well-crafted cocktail of Diet Coke poured over ice, “perfection” indeed. Nothing wrong with a simple drink, but don’t brag about it at first sip.

Astonishing that she actually thinks this might even work. You don't go from zero to this position in one jump. Guys have bailed her out many times before. Probably she has moved in fast with guys before. Maybe now she is looking for a monkey branch. Maybe she is pregnant, being evicted or just bored. Who knows. Who wants to know.

Oh I hope everyone who read her advert avoided her.

Still trying to figure out that water is wet.