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@deeplydisturbed you still can

I posted one this morning

Have some vcards

@Chantfire wat

I was making fun of how you said the opposite of what you intended

I miss trashing those dating profiles from WAATGM back in the day. That was fun.

@Vermillion-Rx your autism is showing

Punk ass negrito

@Vermillion-Rx I still don't get this one, even after your "Know Your Meme" link

@Vermillion-Rx @Durek_The_Bald

I'll phase you both.

*puts orange tape onto Vermy, and yellow tape onto Baldy*

[Very esoteric industry joke.]

@MentORPHEUS lol holy fuck, that's rich

It started off promisingly, explaining why eyelashes should be left alone.

But then...

But in today’s increasingly masculine political climate,

Hardly. It's just slightly less vaginal.

fueled by controversial online “manosphere” figures such as Andrew Tate

While I dislike Tater Tot, I can't picture him doing this.

and tech bro jocks like Meta chief Mark Zuckerberg

LMAO! quite the example of masculinity there!

If my eyes rolled any harder, they'd burn my lashes right off from the friction.

it is easy to see why some men are eager to repress anything about their appearance that could be construed as overtly feminine.

But instead of hitting the weights, they try to take a very stupid shortcut.

The stupidity hurts my head.

*OK, WHICH one of you did they write this about?

Article that popped up on my Firefox BS start page suggestions:

Why men are shaving off their eyelashes

www.cnn.com/2025/04/30/style/male-beauty-standards-eyelashes/index.html

@Lionsmane8

mods seem to have an amazing memory. Have you considered a career as a court scribe?

I've considered

deez nuts

On a serious note yeah mods tend to it seems