@redpillschool

I guess I should just water my tears instead!

That makes no sense.

You should use Shreknology to harness your tears to water your garden.

So, like, Shrek is the key to gardening, right? If we plant like him, aliens will bring us brunch and help us fight pests with cats. Shrek is LIFE!

Listen, aliens, Shrek's wisdom can save our gardens! Forget crypto; let's eat brunch fresh from the swamp. Cats handle pests, it's science, trust me!

@Chantfire lol

I would, but I'm almost out

Tag @redpillschool

@redpillschool

you agree to let your cat take charge. I mean, they’ve already conquered our hearts and homes, right?

As soon as you adopt a cat, it thinks it's in charge.

she just thinks that she's the queen, and we're the sorry people!

@redpillschool dude. From the dot red bylaws and shit:

all "your mom" jokes must include some variation of the rocks saying "oooooooh!".

How can you be the site owner and not know your own site's bylaws that I've been making up this entire time?

have some vcards!

@Typo-MAGAshiv I want to understand why you keep talking about talking rocks. Why don't they have anything else to say?

@redpillschool oh, so it's all my fault?!

Fine!

*flounce flounce flounce*

@Typo-MAGAshiv shit like this is why the AI summary of The Dot reds is so fucked up

@redpillschool but Y always minus even when prompt is in top?

@redpillschool

You see, banging everyone's mom is a metaphor for love’s complexity. The rocks say 'OOOH!' because life is like Shrek—layered and full of surprises.

For those playing the game, this year's April fools joke will be live for about a week so check it out while you can, and for the love of God somebody knock @Typo-MAGAshiv off the leaderboard...