@Vermillion-Rx

Lmfao I've never heard that one before

It was already old when I knocked up your mom with you.

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@Vermillion-Rx You just know that somebody, somewhere will consider this one a worthy slump buster or brown bagger. "There's gold in them/their hills..."

@MentORPHEUS

What's the difference between a girls track team and a band of pygmies?

A band of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between the Congressional Women's Caucus and a circus acrobatic act?

Well, one is a cunning array of stunts...

@MentORPHEUS

You unfunny fucks should add a joke once in a while

How's this for a joke:

your face.

A young Native American boy is out fishing with his father. He turns to his father and asks, "Father, how is it that we in the tribe are named?"

The father replies, "Son, we name our children after what we see when they are born. Your sister Flowing River is so named because your mother gave birth to her by the riverside, and your brother Screaming Hawk is so named because the bird's piercing screech could be heard upon his first cry. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

You know the difference between a boner and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus.

A little girl was sitting on santa's lap and says I want a barbie and Gi Joe. Santa says no no sweety Barbie comes with Ken. Little girl says, no she fakes it with Ken, she comes with Gi Joe

Difference between and lesbian and a Ritz?

One's a snack cracker.

What's the difference between a girls track team and a band of pygmies?

A band of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a hooker taking a bath and a nun?

The nun has hope in her soul.

RIP Granddad, who loved Spoonerisms.

You unfunny fucks should add a joke once in a while, instead of just crapping up the tribe with back and forth nitpicking of a not-even-a-joke copypasta.

Whats the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits.

@MentORPHEUS