@slutmagazine Find a dojo in your area and start a beginner class. First step is learn the basic stance and practice putting your weight on the forward leg with your knee bent. It's helpful if someone experienced is there to correct and guide you so you get the muscle memory right from the beginning. Keep practicing and building those muscles, your leg will be quaking by the end of longer early lessons, even if you don't normally skip leg day. Then depending on your dojo you'll usually work on a regimen like the basic 8 moves, while also serving as uke or sparring opponent for other class members.

Apparently monkey pox is contagious by close skin contact. Looks like they'll actually have to recommend not using your phone in the bathroom for once.

Just kidding. You know they won't because they already know it was fake all this time.

Just like what happened with the other one.

www.npr.org/2022/05/21/1100536547/nancy-pelosi-communion-abortion-rights

Finally.

Also I guess I'm doing @carnold03's job for him now.

An archbishop bars Pelosi from Communion over her support for abortion rights

Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone of San Francisco said he sent House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a letter expressing his concerns after she vowed to codify the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision. | NPR.org

Now that you can't consider race in news, every gang shooting is now called a mass shooting.

Apparently monkey pox is contagious by close skin contact. Looks like they'll actually have to recommend not using your phone in the bathroom.

Just kidding. You know they won't because they already know it was fake all this time.

Monkey pox just tells you that they really aren't very creative at all

@FAWK Oh yeah. He's back. I missed that weirdness.

@AFTSOV @destraht Either the law of attraction is real or a red herring. What's your quantum brain telling you, @destraht ?

www.theguardian.com/business/2022/may/21/uk-grocery-prices-rise-which

They report the increase in prices, but not when their baseline was taken. This should tell you that so called reporting is actually just bullshitting around.

@Antelope Like how do I make money?