suspended license, try it out
3d ago The Hub
@TitusTorquatus We're doing origin stories today?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE7PKRjrid4
In the 80s my first "real" high school job was a brief stint as a pump jockey at one of the last non-cubicle gas stations in L.A. I can't tell you how many times people would be pumping gas with lit cigarettes. Once or twice I saw someone lean in close to the running nozzle with a cig in their mouth shedding visible sparks each time they exhaled.
4d ago Women Behaving Badly
@TitusTorquatus You know what else is a pretty wack hobby? Starring your own posts.
Now, have some wack V-cards!
Wasn't this just supposed to be a hobby while you were laid up or something
P whack hobby either way
1w ago The Hub
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing.
Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning verses.
He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion.
Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
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