Share jokes that people can tell at parties or add to their repertoire. Ideally related to sex, dating, the SMP, or Red Pill Truths, but anything that will get a room laughing is welcome!
@MentORPHEUS no you do not go well and are projecting about not going well you gypsy incel donkey virgin
...or whatever that guy said
@Victor nice try, for a beginner.
Here's a guide that might help you for your next try. Pay particular attention to the section about setup and punchline.
The joke I told] that you lamely attempted to spoof had a setup and a punchline of the shocking swerve aka surprising twist variety. Well, a surprising twist to anyone not already familiar with [your encounter with the midget dressed like a leprechaun](www.trp.red/feed/status/199111.
Your attempt had no setup and no punchline. It was just "YOU'RE A FAG WHO FUCKS HIS DAD! YOU'RE A FAG WHO FUCKS HIS DAD!" on repeat, slightly paraphrased.
Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it eventually.
but you'll get some vcards right now!
3d ago Red Pill Party Jokes
Not only is that not the proper context for using the "ooo" stones meme, it's such a shitty joke it would be unworthy of them Even if it weren't wrong.
Use these 409 vcards to clean up your act.
3d ago Red Pill Party Jokes
@Victor so its your momma that does you up your ass? Day-um.
3d ago Red Pill Party Jokes
Typo's ass is shared amongst the Zews
3d ago Red Pill Party Jokes
So just the other day, @Typo-MAGAshiv arrived home late from school all excited. His dad met him at the mailbox.
hey dad! guess what! Today, I had sex with my English teacher after school!
His dad was shocked, as @Typo-MAGAshiv hadn't had sex with anyone else except his dad.
wow, son, that's awesome! Typos dad says trying to hide his jealousy. He couldn't hide his jealousy any longer and says "actually, no. You've been a very naughty little boy and need some punishment.
So tell me, are you ready for an ass pounding?
To which @Typo-MAGAshiv replied:
nah dad, I want to give my ass a few days to heal back up. Please do me again when it is healed. Don't worry, you are number 1 on my 'please pound my ass' priority list. And rest assured, no one pounds it better than you daddy!
3d ago Red Pill Party Jokes
@Typo-MAGAshiv at least my dad isn't the one that does it up my ass
A'ight, so Superman is flying around Metropolis when he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on skyscraper roof, legs splayed wide open.
He ponders his situation a moment, and thinks to himself, "hell, why not? I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can be in, cum, and then be across the city before she realizes anything has happened".
He lightning-swoops on down, pounds her rapid-fire, and zip-flies away in a couple of nanoseconds.
Wonder Woman sits up with a start.
What the fuck was that?!
...she asked.
I don't know, but my ass is goddamn killing me!
...replied the Invisible Man.
So just the other day, @Victor arrived home late from school all excited. His dad met him at the mailbox.
hey dad! guess what! Today, I had sex with my English teacher after school!
His dad was shocked, as @Victor had seemed not that interested in girls or dating. Maybe a it took a cougar taking the lead to bring it out of him!
wow, son, that's awesome! You have some really hot teachers at your school, and I can't wait to see how hot this one is.
so tell me, are you going to do it again tomorrow?
To which @Victor replied:
nah dad, I want to give my ass a few days to heal back up.