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My review of Shrek:

Shrek was originally marketed as a family friendly movie, starring Mike Meyers as the title character. Major themes of love, beauty being skin deep, and the struggle between the proletariat and the bourgeoise are all covered in a playful way.

But underneath the frivolity, lies deeply subversive themes that are decidedly NOT family friendly.

• Man character bangs a green woman? Really? Captain Kirk already did that shit 50 years ago. He got an incurable intergalactic STD from this.
• “Puss n Boots” represents flaccid Hispanic penises. Prove me wrong
• Prince Charming represents the hen pecked son of a devouring mother, his portrayal undermines Whiteness and Patriarchy in one move. Not surprising coming from Mike Meyers.
• The Swamp is a thinly veiled metaphor for a ghetto. RACIST!
• Donkey - thinly veiled homo erotic themes, coupled with bestiality. Nice Mike Meyers. Nice
• Donkey and the dragon - Race mixing anyone? FAIL!
• Gingerbread man is clearly a trans activist. Replace external limbs with genitalia. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

One could go on for pages. In short, this movie is utter pig slop for the masses. It is pro all-the-bad-things, and anti all-the-good-things, and it should be rated X for Xtra Shit.

Next Review: The Avatar Series (Nah, just kidding. There is nothing “thinly veiled” about that one. Too easy)

Have a good day!

DD