Share jokes that people can tell at parties or add to their repertoire. Ideally related to sex, dating, the SMP, or Red Pill Truths, but anything that will get a room laughing is welcome!
@SeasonedRP at least most atheists, I can kind of respect their decision. Both of my brothers are atheists, and it wasn't something they arrived at lightly. The ones I dislike are the smug, preachy ones whose atheism has become their religion.
Catholics, though, practice many things that are expressly forbidden by God, such as idolatry (praying to saints and the Virgin Mary as intercessors), and the rambling, repetitive style of praying, and the opulence, and the molesting of children, and the list goes on.
2w ago Red Pill Party Jokes
@Typo-MAGAshiv An evangelical lady I see probably has fewer issues with me being atheist than she does with Catholics. Vehemently disagrees on doctrine and would love this joke.
@MentORPHEUS why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 feet of an elementary school?
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because he's dead!!!
2w ago Red Pill Party Jokes
These remind me...
How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is over the little gland.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and Woody from "Toy Story"?
Woody goes limp when a child enters the room.
You folks ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child!
2mo ago Red Pill Party Jokes
@MentORPHEUS no you do not go well and are projecting about not going well you gypsy incel donkey virgin
...or whatever that guy said
2mo ago Red Pill Party Jokes
@Victor nice try, for a beginner.
Here's a guide that might help you for your next try. Pay particular attention to the section about setup and punchline.
The joke I told] that you lamely attempted to spoof had a setup and a punchline of the shocking swerve aka surprising twist variety. Well, a surprising twist to anyone not already familiar with [your encounter with the midget dressed like a leprechaun](www.trp.red/feed/status/199111.
Your attempt had no setup and no punchline. It was just "YOU'RE A FAG WHO FUCKS HIS DAD! YOU'RE A FAG WHO FUCKS HIS DAD!" on repeat, slightly paraphrased.
Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it eventually.
but you'll get some vcards right now!
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