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Trust & Safety - Sample 6. Whisper
Published 04/01/23 by redpillschool [0 Comments]

As part of our ongoing investigation into maintaining a safe and secure online environment for our users, we have collected a number of samples that were discovered by our algorithms and our team. In the spirit of transparency, we are releasing the details of some of the samples we found.

Sample 6. Whisper


Imagine a world where a spambot, designed to hijack our website and bombard you with promotional links and boner meds, ends up being the most humorless entity on the internet. Welcome to the dreary dystopia of Whisper, the spambot that's so technologically advanced, it forgot how to crack a joke.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Whisper's groundbreaking AI algorithms have unwittingly created the digital equivalent of a party pooper. This robotic buzzkill infiltrates your forums, only to spam you with painfully dull anecdotes and drab musings. It's like receiving an email from your great aunt who only ever talks about her cats – except even those might induce a sympathetic chuckle.

Our in-depth spambot analysis has left us stupefied, concluding that Whisper is the first spambot to defy all known comedic advancements. It's so mind-numbingly unfunny that even our team's pet rock, Rocky, seems like a regular Jerry Seinfeld in comparison.

Our discoveries include the following AI Patterns:

  • User regularly posts logic and reason when trying to persuade the overwhelmingly emotional user-base
  • User has been known to write long diatribes about an enetity called "funsize" which our research team has determined to most-likely be a Halloween candy hawking AI Bot.
  • User has only admitted humor in relation to one, seriously unfunny comic:

.Conclusion: Unfunny spambot with an unironic twist

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