@Bozza almost happened to me when I visited Amsterdam in the 90s. Was wandering the Red Light District late at night and went over to see what was attracting a curious crowd to the doors of a club. Worked my way forward then strained on my tiptoes to see over people.

A guy next to me said to nobody in particular, "A lot of women in there..." Far less streetwise back then, I took the bait and strained harder to peer forward. Slowly (having also partaken generously of the offerings of the plentiful "coffeehouses ") I thought, now why would this stranger say that?

So I whirled around to find his companion reaching for the zipper on my fanny pack.

Dude backed off with hands raised and an overly big disarming smile. So I called him out as a Gypsy lowlife who does not go well.

On this or another late night of Red Light District, I watched drama unfold wherein another member of our group caved in to his wife's unreasonable demands to their mutual serious detriment.

We were all ready to call it a night and make our way to the fleabag hotel we were staying in. His wife had gotten increasingly bitchy and whiny and demanding as the night wore on. Spotting a taxi stand. She INSISTED they take a ride back to the hotel despite it being only a few more blocks away. He wearily went along with it, clearly finding her shutting the fuck up by whatever means a premium value proposition.

So, they got in the back seat on each side and closed the doors. After like 12 seconds, His door sprang back open and he jumped out like he had been tased, and she slowly emerged from the other side. Apparently a crazy high number of Guilders got quoted for the short jaunt.

Strangely, the taxi lurched forward, stopped, then sped off, losing his prime position at the front of a slow queue.

We walked back and parted ways at their nicer, much pricier place she had snottily insisted on (unashamedly in front of everyone) after the first night.

Next morning when we all rendezvoused, it turned out they had left their backpacks in the taxi. Wallets, passports, credit cards, EVERYTHING lost! Took them days to make the rounds of all the places needed to get things sorted, while the rest of us did cool tourist stuff.

My GF revealed some true colors on this trip, but I was able to at least ditch her too many months later. Our long suffering buddy, however, was married to her and they had 4 kids.

I took some time to look into my last interaction with a fairly new girl, that I ended up taking home.

I have said where I will be and she should come.

While I was having chat etc with other people she appeared and talked to some dude/s. Later she claimed he wanted to be serious with her, which gave me the opportunity to make a running joke about her and getting into relationship, having kids and a guy that wants to give her everything.

That was a around 2h of constat shit tests. I have endured them as they were conducted in a polite / sexual atmosphere. Nevertheless some of them were weird as fuck (if I'd be bothered). Tests.

lets meet some other day (sex), tomorrow eve (x3)

ok, other day, Thursday busy, but I am free during this weird ass slot in the noon

you dont care too see me

I will be happy if you come with me, but its ok if cant do it today

I'm going to walk you to your ride and go home

escalated against a wall, make her heavy breathing and sent her inside the ride

During the ride

I didnt shave

I didnt shave my balls, if you suck them good, I will let you ride me this time

I have a little discomfort there, maybe I cant have piv sex

we will only talk

so what would you say if we actually can only talk

I have some cleaning and cooking you can do while you talk

yeah, but maybe I cant have piv sex really

its ok, you have ass

your right, maybe you should fuck my ass

First time I met her she was into doing 3sum (casual talk). When I mentioned that

I dont do girls

its ok you can watch suspended from th wall

Shows in where would that be

And much more I dont remeber.

Conclusions. I didnt even notice the tests as I could not even take her seriously with all the fake shit.

Me Escalating on bs she was giving me got us to the point she agreed to get ass fucked.I have noticed she tries to emulate male confidence and manners of speech. Not much nor successfully.

Concluded she has no clue what feminine behaviour is at 26.

On the other side having some sexual exp she didnt see wand massager, didnt exp no BDSM, noone made her say daddy. Seems like dudes there do vanilla.

Once I get that cockring Bozza was talking about I will open my own BDSM club.