Lmfao I've never heard that one before
It was already old when I knocked up your mom with you.
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@Vermillion-Rx You just know that somebody, somewhere will consider this one a worthy slump buster or brown bagger. "There's gold in them/their hills..."
A young Native American boy is out fishing with his father. He turns to his father and asks, "Father, how is it that we in the tribe are named?"
The father replies, "Son, we name our children after what we see when they are born. Your sister Flowing River is so named because your mother gave birth to her by the riverside, and your brother Screaming Hawk is so named because the bird's piercing screech could be heard upon his first cry. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
You know the difference between a boner and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus.
A little girl was sitting on santa's lap and says I want a barbie and Gi Joe. Santa says no no sweety Barbie comes with Ken. Little girl says, no she fakes it with Ken, she comes with Gi Joe
Difference between and lesbian and a Ritz?
One's a snack cracker.
What's the difference between a girls track team and a band of pygmies?
A band of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
What's the difference between a hooker taking a bath and a nun?
The nun has hope in her soul.
RIP Granddad, who loved Spoonerisms.
You unfunny fucks should add a joke once in a while, instead of just crapping up the tribe with back and forth nitpicking of a not-even-a-joke copypasta.
Whats the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a hooker with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits.
@Typo-MAGAshiv Given that mating is zero sum, women have a dual strategy of: First, minimizing male strategy via social manipulation and control, and secondly, by hurting other women via social manipulation and control.
They all subscribe to the hivemind because it lessens men's chances. They all attack each other because nobody hates women more than other women.
@Typo-MAGAshiv Age gap rules are dictated and enforced by women because -surprise- it's a male advantage to be older and more settled. Team women also hates that younger women clean up so they try to outlaw that.
This is how you end up with adult women seeking permission from fem-centric culture to reward a man for his market advantages, because she’s unsure if she’s even allowed to break rank. She’s a strong, independent woman who claims equality, yet still fears being “taken advantage of” by someone she sees as having power in the market.
These aren’t the words of someone with a strong constitution; they’re the words of a group that prizes social cohesion, hierarchy, and rule-following over personal agency.
Deep down, she knows his advantages are genuinely attractive to her, but instinctively tries to undermine or downplay them, lest she provoke the wrath of the fempire.
They can never quite explain it, but “team women” always seems to argue against their own autonomy whenever men have a market advantage, like with age. Mind you the younger woman is an adult.
He's not playing by the fem-centric rules, she needs to shut it down quickly. This has nothing to do with the pics.