@Typo-MAGAshiv

Oh Typo. You can do better than that. Here is my two cents:

Buddy: you look like Mr. Bean.

You: Ha! Your mom said the same thing, but it was hard to understand her with my dick in her mouth

(NOTE Do NOT say this if it’s your sibling. Or wait.. maybe… never mind. Don’t)

Buddy: Stop eating so much you ain't gaining

You: Stand up, start walking towards him while unzipping pants. “Oh, Im gaining alright. Wanna see?”

Buddy: You’re a loser

You: Funny - Your wife/gf said the same thing! Remember that time you were (at work, away for the weekend)? Yeah, she said I was a "rude asshole" as I was leaving. She’s funny.

Buddy: You’re gay/fag

You: Well, I never had sex with a man, but there’s only one way to find out. Get on your knees and I’ll tell you after you’re done. I promise I’ll be honest. Just watch the teeth bro.

Buddy: Other random lame insult (use this one very carefully against more insecure types)

You: Does that weak shit work on other people? That’s your best shot? (show condescending contempt and move on)

You get the idea. Typo is rarely right about anything, but he is right about the “agree and amplify” thing. It completely disarms your opponent. And if you take it to the next step, you slap the living shit out of them.

When you go full bore like I did, it sends a signal to everyone watching the interaction that you will be equally vile to them. Most people will not want to fuck with you after that.

If you get someone dishing it back, you found a friend. Sort of like @Typo-MAGAshiv, @redpillschool, and @Vermillion-rx. They are EXPERT ball busters and I have honed my ability to trash talk (within boundaries, mostly) by bantering back and forth with them on occasion. Not every response works, but you can get very good at it.

To the point where I actually agree with them and make some self deprecating joke. Because I am almost NEVER the butt end of jokes like that in real life. So a place like this is a sort of haven. You get your balls busted here and you’re one of us. It’s oddly enjoyable.

Bottom Line: Men who bust your balls are not necessarily your enemy. In fact they can become good friends

PS:

By the way, occasionally you will get a zinger that lands right on-target. And depending on the situation, the best response is…

“Ha! That’s actually a good one”. Smile, wink at the person, and let it go. It shows that you can take a joke and acknowledge when a good joke is actually a good joke.

Now get your gay ass out of here, put the food down, and get in the gym.

Also, your mom says hi. At least that’s what i think she’s saying.

(see what I did there?)

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Agreed.

Unfortunately for me, she didn’t show this until about 3 months into the relationship. Then it was more, and more, and red flag 5, 6, 7, out all night with her friends, “he’s just a friend”, etc.

She’s 40 years old. FFS.

I had to end it for this and many other reasons. I may write the red flags one day. They are not unque, but they reinforce RP ideas big time.

If I never found reddit or places like this, I’d probably be feeling weird right now, wondering why i feel so ugly inside just because she hung out with her ‘friends’ last night. After all, she has the right to have friends.

Ugh. The blue pill mindset is buried deep in my past, but reminding myself about it is literally painful. Whoever raises their sons to think this way should be fucking shot with non-lethal rounds every day for a month until they apologize and suffer a little.